Tuesday 15 June 2010

Heavenly Drugs

One day on Mount Sinai, a fresh-faced Moses found a spring of ethylene. "Finally, some currently-legal entertainment!", he exclaimed, beginning to delegating coherent conversation to someone else.

His older brother Aaron wasn't impressed. "Druggies."

Moses's voice was intense and certain. He wouldn't shut up nor make any sense. First class messenger-of-god material.

Aaron was sober. Aaron was an entrepreneur. Aaron had access to a chisel and large slabs of stone. Aaron was the world's first PR man.

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